Category Archives: Humor
The Muddy Bottom Boys
Check out this photo set of my boys getting into all kinds of trouble this warm Sunday morning last summer. What did I learn from this? Never irrigate your tree just before your kids wake up for the day.
Childlike wonder? Check.
Childlike wonder? Almost too much of it. In fact, the first time Phil Schiller held iTablet in his hands, he began to shake and had to sit down. It’s that overwhelming.
iFart therefore I am
Funny Daily Show video. Watch now.
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Cliff on Natural Selection
Well you see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
